Comments on: The Most Savage Things Critics Are Saying About Cats

By: tomcl09

tomcl09 — Sat, 21 Dec 2019 14:58:11 +0000

In reply to Guy Incognito. Iridescent Catnip Ejaculation is the name of awesome LP in the future for sure

By: cappie the dog

cappie the dog — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 17:34:05 +0000

In reply to irishbearaz. "One Cat is Enough".

By: Negateavity

Negateavity — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 17:07:54 +0000

I saw this movie last night and I literally could not stop laughing. The part where all the cats freeze and stick their tails up when the moon lines up with the big hole in the ballroom ceiling and start to dance had me absolutely crippled with laughter. I was not mature enough for that experience.

By: Chazpod

Chazpod — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 15:48:28 +0000

In reply to whodunit. We should be so lucky.

By: log

log — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 14:51:08 +0000

In reply to Warfarin. That's our cokeparty!

By: log

log — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 14:48:46 +0000

In reply to 1630Revello.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7aD2v3Q0tgTE9xja/giphy.gif

By: If bookworms ruled the world, bookstores would have shopping carts.

If bookworms ruled the world, bookstores would have shopping carts. — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 09:21:38 +0000

In reply to roland1824. This made me laugh a lot (but it's a good point). If you're gonna get high, might as well do it somewhere enjoyable.

By: irishbearaz

irishbearaz — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 08:28:45 +0000

I feel like Betty Buckley is behind all of this.

By: roland1824

roland1824 — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 07:32:26 +0000

In reply to rexathon. Or, maybe just be very high--but without this? That's my plan anyhow.

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 06:33:30 +0000

In reply to spaceghost. Sometimes Poetry Is Disguised as Criticism actually is a pretty great album title

By: Looney Joe

Looney Joe — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 04:28:21 +0000

I said it before, I’ll say it again: we, the theatre kids, we who will sing “Waving Through a Window” or “So Much Better” every time we open our mouths to do something other than breathe, do not claim any responsibility whatsoever for this monstrosity. This looks like the result of someone who wished on a monkey paw for a Cats movie and this is what they got.

By: b-rar

b-rar — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 02:45:58 +0000

In reply to Guy Incognito. I like this new direction black metal is going

By: cokeparty

cokeparty — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:10:43 +0000

In reply to cokeparty. Downvoters on Christmas! Ya boy puts in the work and you repay him with disapproval. You know I triiied. Jerks.

By: cappie the dog

cappie the dog — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:05:22 +0000

In reply to Y*B*B.

Play “The Weary Kind”, Jeff Bridges Cat.

Nobody wants to hear Ryan Bingham Cat.

By: ebagjones

ebagjones — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:40:46 +0000

The biggest surprise to me was that journalists assigned criticism to the Gen Z messiah, Taylor Swift. Thought for sure just Her presence alone would put it no lower than 50% for fear of anyone saying anything bad about anything’s she’s involved in.

By: spaceghost

spaceghost — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:37:21 +0000

In reply to timescreamer. Coincidentally, this was the rejected title for the next 1975 album.

By: cokeparty

cokeparty — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:18:21 +0000

In reply to dadadaism. Are you a brain doctor dada?!

By: dadadaism

dadadaism — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:13:15 +0000

welcome to the internet where you trade snark for dopamine

By: lil wotie

lil wotie — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:05:07 +0000

its lonely being ahead of your time… i feel cats pain

By: Krillin

Krillin — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:03:27 +0000

In reply to padfoot24. BDG on sg is the exact crossover I was looking for.

By: the ghost of poppystudmuffin

the ghost of poppystudmuffin — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 23:20:29 +0000

In reply to WilliamSockner. That phoenix shadow across the water held such promise... such unfulfilled promise. That being said, I dressed up as a flea market version of Chewbacca for Episode 2's premiere because I had a friend who said he would pay for a ticket for anyone who cosplayed for the event. It was a borrowed costume that resembled Chewbacca about as much as it resembled sasquatch, but at least I didn't overpay to see that turd of a movie.

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 23:06:03 +0000

In reply to OppositionalGaze. Dress shirt, you ninny. With a collar. Cobalt blue oxford. I was wearing a nice tie my dad brought back from a trip to Italy, too.

By: OppositionalGaze

OppositionalGaze — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 23:03:29 +0000

In reply to Y*B*B. Wait a second I feel scammed...I’m not getting a Lands End dress feeling from the profile. Interesting.

By: brokeaccount

brokeaccount — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 23:03:05 +0000

I love watching cringey, awful shit from time-to-time as much as anyone, but the thought of Andrew Lloyd Webber receiving any of my money makes me feel physically ill, so I’ll pass.

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:28:59 +0000

In reply to Y*B*B.

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By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:28:07 +0000

In reply to Y*B*B.

Hmm, wonder why that didn’t render.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RUvDHnP9n2jxnPDB62qgnxDHLcFhsTMfSk7A0/?igshid=fku7weu6a6p3

By: eastside tilly

eastside tilly — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:27:56 +0000

In reply to kvlt of blake. Bustopher Jones does think the sun shines out of his arse, so it's in character.

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:27:00 +0000

In reply to raptor jesus.

Here’s my cat Pearly (Dewdrops’-Drops) being alarmingly endearing:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RUvDHnP9n2jxnPDB62qgnxDHLcFhsTMfSk7A0/

By: eastside tilly

eastside tilly — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:26:02 +0000

In reply to a famous toronto painter shot me down.. I'm already wasting my life, I like stupid shit, and I like the Eliot poems it's based on, but not so much that I'm previous about them. I think I'm somehow the target audience for this?

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:02:38 +0000

In reply to bornslippy. Everybody had a good year Everybody had a hairball

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:00:56 +0000

In reply to raptor jesus.

Jeff Bridges Cat wants a lawyer. Bill Kunstler, maybe, or Ron Kuby.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6BzlUqiGw_/

By: YBB

Y*B*B — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:59:28 +0000

In reply to timescreamer. It made me wonder if that column actually was ghostwritten by Momus

By: cokeparty

cokeparty — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:34:17 +0000

I imagine scenes of just giant pool sized litter boxes where the actors were directed to look alert yet clenched.

https://youtu.be/tKnG06-oYcg

By: HiveIslet

HiveIslet — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:28:14 +0000

In reply to onceler. Kanye: "Wait... imma finish Cats"

By: cappie the dog

cappie the dog — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:28:00 +0000

In reply to a famous toronto painter shot me down.. I’m curious to see how “Cats” is bad. A lot of big-budgeted studio films are bad the same way. If it’s uniquely bad, I’m all in. I’m hoping for “Island of Lost Souls: The Musical”. The first half of your critique, for me, is an endorsement. You and Stephanie Zacharek have convinced me to see this ahead of “Star Wars”.

By: cokeparty

cokeparty — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:25:29 +0000

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By: Warfarin

Warfarin — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:21:36 +0000

In reply to cokeparty. save this thread? Somehow, you made it even worse.

By: TDrummy

TDrummy — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:07:28 +0000

“The first movie version of Cats drops a deuce”.

By: steevee

steevee — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:02:16 +0000

New studio marketing plan to make the film more entertaining: Jellicle Catnip Kush, coming to movie theater concession stands in Canada and 11 U.S. states!

By: stereodog

stereodog — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 20:56:19 +0000

This film is my mortal enemy. Probably gonna go just to hate-watch it 🙂

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