Comments on: Grammys 2017: Performances From Worst To Best https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/ The world's best music blog. Mon, 13 Apr 2020 21:24:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.1 By: Roland Deschenes https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20465813 Mon, 29 Jan 2018 02:28:24 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20465813 Grammy are terrible,, terrible songs lyrics, rap wow dreamers full of itsolardarity is a joke for these people

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By: dreamleaking https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373769 Tue, 14 Feb 2017 15:05:28 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373769 > Somehow, an apostate country outsider gave the most convincingly country performance of the entire night

Somehow? It’s because Nashville country is a focus grouped imitation of what Sturgil Simpson is. That’s how.

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By: Imendar https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373705 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:43:05 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373705 In reply to Imendar.

I wonder what was wrong about that Gary Clark Jr and William Bell performance, too.

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By: Matt Chylak https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373700 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:36:29 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373700 In reply to mr. gruff the atheist goat.

That chair though.

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By: Matt Chylak https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373698 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:35:17 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373698 than actually presenting a cogent musical show.]]> How can the Grammys so consistently have audio/microphone/sound problems? Forget the live mess-ups, how about the repeated sound checks that were blatantly going on while people were presenting? It’s almost as if they are more concerned with having Grammy Moments™ than actually presenting a cogent musical show.

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By: Imendar https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373691 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:23:23 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373691 ATCQ+Anderson+Busta+Consequence were my highlight. I don’t expect that kind of intensity from anyone at the Grammys, even a performance I expected to be at least great.

Were Metallica and Gaga really bad though? True, Metallica weren’t introduced, the mic issues definitely killed what the vocal interplay could’ve been, the camera work gave me flashbacks from the worst of the MTV era, but otherwise the mix was pretty good (at least it was heavy), Gaga’s take on an operatic metal voice merged surprisingly well with the band, Kirk’s solo was on point, and the feel of chaotic eccentricity of it all was really entertaining. Also enjoyed Gaga and Hetfield sharing the mic.

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By: marko https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373678 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:54:27 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373678 “I really do not need Carrie Underwood, a legitimately awesome singer, to be out here sounding like the last Coldplay album”

But didn’t we all agree that Coldplay is great again?

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By: d-brad https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373672 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:21:37 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373672 When was the last time there was a truly great rock performance at the Grammys? Really though, when?

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By: street hassle https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373669 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:52:08 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373669 Yeah Beyonce’s performance was a spectacle and all, but Chance should definitely be #1 on here. As a performer he kicked the shit out of everyone else last night

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373668 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:45:19 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373668 In reply to LeMonjello.

She was told they were Gucci but they were actually Ivanka Trump

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373666 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:44:30 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373666 In reply to All Senses Lost.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard was a drunk at the local Mexican seafood joint’s karaoke night doing “How Deep Is Your Love.”

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By: almotasim https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373663 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:37:52 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373663 “The ability to take the two most boring songs from Lemonade, with bonus spoken-word excursions, and make them the basis for something absolutely astonishing? ”

WORD. They were so amazing live that I didn’t even recognised them.

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373662 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:34:08 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373662 In reply to Jesse.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6749625863eb7efdda3f05d3e9a7e691/tumblr_nctxtw1H4D1qbdvgio1_500.jpg

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By: monkeyridinghorse https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373660 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:17:11 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373660 In reply to the sinking feeling.

Sampha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqV-5ZzQ0s

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By: LeMonjello https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373658 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:59:58 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373658 Beyoncé isn’t exactly an emperor’s clothes situation, but maybe the clothes aren’t quite as great as everyone automatically assumes. ATCQ #1.

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By: ShabaniTheHandsomeGorilla https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373649 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:37:50 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373649 In reply to the sinking feeling.

I can honestly say I don’t recall what a single actual Tori Kelly song sounds like but I know who she is cause she’s pretty and does all these damn awards show numbers.

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By: strom_z https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373647 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:31:26 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373647 In reply to dansolo.

eh.. Sandcastles is easily one of the worst songs off the album, a kinda bland generic ballad, but strongly disagreed on “Love Drought” – imo one of the best songs on Lemonade actually one of my fave tracks of the year. but the studio version is better than this (imo pretty divisive) performance

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By: mr. gruff the atheist goat https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373646 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:28:48 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373646 Chance and ATCQ’s performances were both truly exhilarating in a way I was not expecting from the Grammys. There was real, unbridled emotion there. I’ll take either of those over Beyonce’s gorgeous, intricately staged, but ultimately pretty safe and boring performance any day.

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By: dansolo https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373637 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:52:03 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373637 I got to say Tribe won the night for me. Beyonce was great as always, but this performance wasn’t as good as her VMA / Tidal performances from 2016. I think its cool that she gave a great live rendition of every song off Lemonade, but “Love Drought” and “Sandcastles” are easily the two worst songs on the album.

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By: All Senses Lost https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373626 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:31:16 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373626 I couldn’t believe how bad Demi Lovato covering “Stayin’ Alive” was…I’ve heard any number of cover and wedding bands perform it so much better. Shit, I’ve heard better versions at karaoke.

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By: the sinking feeling https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373625 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:30:36 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373625 As much as the sound was terrible during ATCQ I thought Chance was even worse – I honestly couldn’t tell what song was being performed most of the time. I get the impression that the Grammys struggle when they have to balance, like, an MPC/other electronic gear and live instruments because the levels are never right. Chance’s energy was exciting but that was honestly weak for a dude who generally delivers incredible TV performances. Of course, I also think he picked weird songs even if he wanted to go with a gospel vibe.

I also didn’t hate the Gaga/Metallica performance, mostly because I liked that it was literally Gaga doing Metallica and not trying to make James Hetfield sing “Edge of Glory” or something.

Couple random thoughts in my head…
Has Beyonce performed every song off ‘Lemonade’ on TV at this point?
Does Tori Kelly only exist for award show tributes?
Is there a full version of Sampha’s “Nothing Compares 2 U”?

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By: antigone https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373618 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:13:39 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373618 In reply to theyachtmaster.

Yo I was literally thinking of that the whole time I watched her!

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By: Jesse https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373616 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:12:05 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373616 In reply to YouBeautifulBastard.

Premature Evaluation! You kids and your breevs.

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By: theyachtmaster https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373615 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:11:59 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373615 Wow that FKA Twigs performance was amazing.

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By: antigone https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373608 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:00:53 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373608 I just want to shout-out who ever is directing the crowd shots, because whenever a black artist is performing on stage, they sure as hell embrace diversity by constantly panning to other black artists in attendance :I

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373607 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:58:28 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373607 In reply to blochead.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder133/500x/34447133.jpg

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By: blochead https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373603 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:54:42 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373603 In reply to Jesse.

“Professional Elitist”

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By: blochead https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373602 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:54:26 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373602 In reply to YouBeautifulBastard.

How dare you?

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373595 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:48:37 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373595 In reply to blochead.

Did they even do this with Punch the Clock and Goodbye Cruel World? Because the production on those makes them unlistenable.

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By: Jesse https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373592 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:47:30 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373592 In reply to YouBeautifulBastard.

What does PE stand for

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373588 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:45:34 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373588 In reply to Jesse Skinner.

All the more ironic in light of today’s Ryan Adams PE

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By: blochead https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373587 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:45:30 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373587 Remember in the 80’s when Elvis Costello could fart in a cup and critics around the world would laude every turgid bleat that shimmied out his ass? I assure you it was a thing that happened. And even as a monster Elvis Costello fan it got kinda embarrassing. Anyway. Beyonce’

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By: Jesse Skinner https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373585 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:44:00 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373585 In reply to YouBeautifulBastard.

Oh.

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373578 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:37:18 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373578 In reply to YouBeautifulBastard.

(This is in reference to his love of Foreigner-with-a-Southern-twang Nashville dreck, BTW.)

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By: YouBeautifulBastard https://www.stereogum.com/1924592/grammys-2017-performances-from-worst-to-best/reviews/tv-review/#comment-20373576 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:31:26 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1924592#comment-20373576 Tom Breihan is a middle-aged man whose kids’ names all end in “-aden” and who drives a $45,000 pickup truck to an office park in Plano, TX or Alpharetta, GA every morning

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