Does that smell different than a cup of it?

DMT! It’s DYNO-MIIIIITE!
DMT! AND THE DOGE IS RIGHT
DMT! IT’S A RUSSIAN DOLL!
DMT! MATRYOSHKA!

It was quite the day. Tempting to write an essay for a local paper on the subject. As a struggling musician myself, I’m realizing more and more that I’m basically a merch salesman who occasionally puts music into the ether. Sigh.

Ps interested in buying a candle after this fun article

Not if you also burn this: https://img.srgcdn.com/e//czRJcEdWcTdTMmlFR0VvM0YydGMuanBn.jpg

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finally, someone is talking sense

In my opinion, the Kacey Musgraves store should just send out envelopes of real snow

I think Zola Jesus has had her own incense for a few years now. Maybe aiming for a similar mood to Kacey Musgraves’ candle, but with more magick. There’s your Venn diagram.

I think this response IS the venn diagram intersecting and maybe imploding on itself. Brilliant.

I feel like the site has split between Number Ones and the rest. There’s a lot of snark and memery and mirth on this end, earnest discussion and actual essays sometime’s longer than Tom’s writing over there. Obviously there’s a Venn Diagram of sorts where it intersects.

It’s like we all used to comment on the Number Ones more but it’s just morphed into its own beast with its own folks. I dunno.

Anyway, good on Kacey for making that bread. More artists should release decorative items based on songs.

Here’s a short list:

DAVID BOWIE’S “GOLDEN YEARS” CLOCK- “Tells time, gold-plated and so durable, it will stick with you for a thousand years!”

SYD BARRETT’S “OCTOPUS” PLUSH TOY- “Whether showing up at your mate’s band practice with NO eyebrows or painting at mum and dad’s, this plush octopus toy is sure to be a friend for every occasion. And if you get too much pork chop grease on its tentacles, don’t worry! It’s 100% washable.”

ERIC B. and RAKIM’S “DON’T SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE” WIPES- “Life is full of surprises and motion, and while it’s cool when you freak to the beat, it’s always eyebrow raising if you sweat the technique. Never fear, Eric B. and Rakim have you covered with their custom NO SWEAT WIPES, made with a new anti-sucker technology, all for the low low cost of five dead presidents.”

KATY PERRY’S “I KISSED A GIRL” CHERRY CHAPSTICK- “Now YOUR lips can taste like the girl of Katy Perry’s brag. Wear it at a drunken party with too many red cups, or a beach fire when all the guys are watching. And if that’s not up to your speed, get our new KATY PERRY’S ‘ORLANDO BLOOM’ chapstick, with all the wonderful aroma of cigarette butts and fried onions.”

FIONA APPLE’S “FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS” BOLT CUTTERS- “We all get locked in- or out- from time to time, and sometimes you need to cut them bolts! Rated 10/10 by Pitchfork & Rake Magazine, these bolt cutters and done in a quirky, durable style that will have all your friends admiring your taste. WARNING: Instructions may be one very long sentence.”

Happy Turkey Day ya’ll.

Most recent, for Starship.

Which song? I want a chuckle.

I jumped over there to see what you meant, came across your response about “African flute” and am still laughing about it.

Kelly is a fucking treasure.

Is it erogenous when burned in a room decorated with Nick Cave’s horny wallpaper?

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I read a few comments in a #1s column and holy fucking Christ on a piece of toast do those give me the willies, so much earnestness I almost puked. I’m glad I can come over to a Kacey Musgraves candle post and see get some laughs, this is truly what makes Stereogum great

Is there any THC in this candle, or is this more a CBD kind of event?

Speaking of deodorant—is the candle edible?