Comments on: Candle After All: A Review Of The New Daft Punk Artisan Candle https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/ The world's best music blog. Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:55:27 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.1 By: blochead https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20362063 Fri, 16 Dec 2016 15:49:02 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20362063 In reply to Spaceman1215.

Damn those are funny.

]]> By: Spaceman1215 https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20362049 Fri, 16 Dec 2016 13:37:06 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20362049 I would prefer the Sigur Ros candle. http://www.villagevoice.com/music/candles-as-band-merch-an-in-depth-look-6626732

]]> By: superstereosound https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20362045 Fri, 16 Dec 2016 07:28:57 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20362045 In reply to Nuno Proença.

Fits well then that Kelly is a “she”.

]]> By: superstereosound https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20362044 Fri, 16 Dec 2016 07:20:01 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20362044 In reply to antigone.

Now if they just could get Gabe to rate the 10 worst music videos of the year. #bringbackvideogum2017

]]> By: blochead https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20362011 Fri, 16 Dec 2016 00:36:23 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20362011 Fuck this. Holding out for the Justice torch set.

]]> By: scruffy https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361999 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 23:16:42 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361999 In reply to Bol_Wan.

😀

]]> By: Bol_Wan https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361995 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 23:07:21 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361995 So is it disallowed for the candle of the week because it got a premature illumination or how does this work?

]]> By: Nuno Proença https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361979 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 21:55:48 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361979 Just want to say “Cona” is the Portuguese slang word for “Pussy”. Conaboy best be aware should he ever go to Portugal on a trip

]]> By: Dr. Duncan Steele https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361905 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 18:58:19 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361905 In reply to raptor jesus.

Pretty damn excited for Posthumous 2037

]]> By: Dr. Duncan Steele https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361897 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 18:30:29 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361897 As an ardent reader of the hairpin, I am a big fan of this crossover

http://media.caranddriver.com/images/media/267448/chevy-crossover-coming-pickup-dropped-photo-105585-s-429×262.jpg

]]> By: phospholipidbilayer https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361894 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 18:22:51 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361894 Sorry stereogum if you were hoping to break into a new market of journalism or whatever, but Drew Yauch is already my go-to source for candle reviews.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdS5B-QwivM

]]> By: scruffy https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361874 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 17:37:33 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361874 If I’m going spend $40 on something that burns and smells toxic and dangerous, you better believe it’s going to be a handle of overproof rum.

]]> By: abaffuto https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361863 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 17:29:46 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361863 In reply to guiriguiri.

I believe this was exuberant sarcasm intermingled with subtle social commentary. It probably doesn’t warrant a down vote.

]]> By: raptor jesus https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361850 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 17:07:22 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361850 In reply to saturnian.

They’re touring in 2017.

Alive 1997
Alive 2007
Alive 2017

Uh nuh doi.

]]> By: richie almost-dies https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361845 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:59:55 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361845 In reply to saturnian.

Relax, man. Light a candle.

]]> By: abaffuto https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361844 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:59:25 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361844 “And what else burns?”
Our wallets, Stereogum, our wallets.

]]> By: guiriguiri https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361838 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:55:41 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361838 Eat shit poor people and smaller bands trying to sell enough records just to stay alive! I’m giving all my cash to DP for a sweet-ass motherucking candle!

]]> By: antigone https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361833 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:45:50 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361833 This is the type of hard-hitting music journalism that I come here for.

]]> By: saturnian https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361824 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:31:21 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361824 It’s weird to think at one point there were very few artists I respected more than Daft Punk. Then the interviews for Random Access Memories happened and they couldn’t be more pretentiously douchey, then Random Access Memories was a glowing tribute to mediocrity, then they were very weird about refusing to do a single live performance in support of an album they spent months making sure everybody knew was created with REAL instruments unlike all the nerds on their computers making dumb bullshit that isn’t even really music if you think about it, then they started selling fucking $40 candles on their website, and here we are, where I kind of want them to just go away?

]]> By: cobra https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361821 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:22:39 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361821 Thank you Kelly for your Important Work!

]]> By: Owlin' Wolf https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361819 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:16:09 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361819 This is hilarious!
I’ll even give it +177, no wait.. +179 robot candle schematics.

]]> By: a.j.howard09 https://www.stereogum.com/1916388/candle-after-all-a-review-of-the-new-daft-punk-artisan-candle/reviews/merch-review/#comment-20361818 Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:13:07 +0000 http://www.stereogum.com/?p=1916388#comment-20361818 “Daft Punk Is Illuminating My House”

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